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Title: Boycott McDonald’s Idiots To Boycott Hallmark Now
Source: wonkette
URL Source: http://wonkette.com/402137/boycott- ... idiots-to-boycott-hallmark-now
Published: Aug 24, 2008
Author: wonkette
Post Date: 2008-08-24 09:23:45 by Aveline
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Boycott McDonald’s Idiots To Boycott Hallmark Now

I wanted to leave an alt-text, but there was nowhere to type an alt-text in Tree-destroying imperial corporation Hallmark recently decided to start selling same-sex wedding cards, because that’s something you can do in all of two (2) states now. In other words, the Hallmark company has just literally taken a piss on Jesus Christ’s tomb thingy. And guess who’s upset, yes, that’s correct, the mouth-breathing Fundies at the American Family Association, whose recent “Boycott McDonald’s” initiative produced some of the finest comedy in the history of the Internet. They have a petition site up now directed at Hallmark. “BoycottHallmark.com” doesn’t currently exist, but the AFA has bought the domain name and when it launches, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GOD let there be a comments section. [AFA, Examiner, Think Progress]

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#1. To: All (#0) (Edited)

here is a video re their boycott of mcdonalds - the sodomites are gonna get you!

their you tube channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/BoycottMcdonalds

Aveline posted on 2008-08-24 9:27:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

#2. To: Aveline (#0)

I once worked with a guy. He was short, fat, uneducated and really, really lame. One day he decided to come to work in a tshirt that said "You're going to HELL and I'm NOT!" That's all these maroons have going for them. They are too stupid to understand the world around them so they, in Obama's words, cling to their religion to explain everything for them. Of course, the person doing the explaining is also an ignorant, uneducated blockhead, so rather than get into things like marginal tax rates and strategic alliances and the role of lobbyists in stealing hundreds of billions from the American people, they basically stick to war good, fags bad and Jesus loves war, hates fags.

Oh, yeah, the guy was warned never to wear that shirt again. He showed up the next day in the same shirt, and was fired instantly. He sure showed us.

I went to a fundie church one time. It's a long story, but the Campus Crusade for Christ and I had a few run-ins, and in my last semester, they somehow slipped a fundie in as my roommate. Nice kid, not too ight-bray, but smart enough to eventually quit. They dared me to go to their church. I went. Afterwards they have little discussion groups, on abortion and fags and stuff.

These people have never heard a dissenting word. They were in shock when I said I had no problem with abortion if it was going to screw up some poor teenager's life. Just shock. They couldn't even argue. They had never heard anyone say that before. All they can fall back on is what they've memorized: Abortion is murder.

You can't reason with them. This is all they have for a belief system and they will defend it to the death. Plus every week, their pastor tells them Jesus is going to make them rich. Greed + hate: A really great combo for brainwashing someone.

They smelt of pubs...and Wormwood Scrubs...and too many right-wing meetings. The Jam

Mekons5 posted on 2008-08-24 12:28:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

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